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Tiger's Legacy Marked Eternally, Falters to Recoil Astounding Landmark

PEBBLE BEACH, Calif.--It appears as if he qualifies for a career as a porn star, known for dropping his pants to expose his penis as the wor...

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Mickelson Falls Short, But With Spirit, Heart Still a Winner

Well, it didn’t finish as planned. Courtesy of hearten humanity, spectators gathered to embrace emotional triumph for Phil Mickelson in supp...

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Shockingly, Tiger Gently Washes Away As Barnes Reaches New Heights

Yet, spectators in the gallery surrounded Tiger Woods, obsessed with the world’s greatest athlete. But Mr. Woods isn’t the world’s greatest ...

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Tiger Isn't as Advertised, But Barnes Makes Climax Appearance

So, we’re getting a glimpse of golf’s main attraction once Tiger Woods discontinues using an iron stick and swings off a tee. Suddenly, Rick...

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Seems Like a Soggy Delay, Tiger Gets Drench

The forecast called for sunny skies in Farmingdale, allowing golfers to return to the course. So, flash flood warnings weren’t a problem or ...

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