Takuhiro Nakai: Real Madrid Signs 9-Year-Old Phenom Soccer Player

When most kids are stressing out about a subpar pack of Pokemon cards and wiping boogers on their Calvin and Hobbes books, Japanese 9-year-old Takuhiro Nakai is busy dominating the playgrounds with his stellar foot skills. Not to mention, he is Real Madrid’s newest youth signing.

This video is absolutely absurd. The young whippersnapper looks like a mini-Diego Maradona, except his mom is still picking out his clothes. If he’s casually rainbowing over opponents at this age, I can’t even fathom how silly he’s going to make professional defenders look in 10 years at the Bernabeu…

[Standing O Sports]