kellen winslow january 2014New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was caught of doing some rather inappropriate things in his vehicle. Winslow was caught masturbating in his car, and tried to cover up by telling the cop that he was trying to find the local Boston Market.

Winslow allegedly was in a Target parking lot and had two cases of Vaseline in his car. Yeah, this is no joke and we're not making this up. There, Winslow told them that he was looking for the Boston Market, which didn't really make any sense.

I never heard of the Boston Market before and a lot of people probably don't, so it was smart of the company to get a cheap shot at advertising themselves today when they made this troll tweet to the Jets tight end:
Nailed it.


Low price, available in multiple styles and colors!