LeBron James broke the internet during the NBA Finals after ABC cameras caught him adjusting his junk for the world to see.

The FCC was bombarded with complaints, with one guy claiming James ruined his Tinder date.

Per TMZ:

— “LeBron James showed his d*ck on national television and completely ruined my tinder date. It made us late for laser tag because I had to rewind it a few times to make sure that’s exactly what we saw so we missed our bus. He clearly did it on purpose and he’s not as good as Michael Jordan.”

— “I am shocked and appalled! I don’t want my kids looking at male genitalia on broadcast television. I am ok with seeing female mammary glands, labia, vagina, etc, over broadcast but no more penis, please!”

— “The camera had a close up of [LeBron’s] tallywacker. This is the type of stuff I would expect from Game of Thrones, but not from the American Broadcasting Channel. At least I now know that I am bigger than the purportedly ‘biggest’ star in the NBA.”

Most of the complaints seem fake or outlandish. I mean come on, you really were late for a laser tag date, because you had to rewind the DVR to make sure it was James’ penis?

By Glenn Erby


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