I mean if all else fails, he’d have a monster nickname already to go.

The Players Tribune had a cool question and answer feature called “What the (Blank)?” The athletes who participated were given the first grade treatment, and required to answer 10 questions about themselves, including what their dream job would be.

Ortiz didn’t blink when he stated he’d be a "pornstar" if not for the Boston Red Sox. We can’t make this up.


I mean, can you imagine stumbling across a XXX flick starring ‘Big Papi’ and Alexis Texas?

That’s star power right there.

By Glenn Erby

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